Preparation?

A couple got married and were going to their honeymoon cottage. The husband%26#039;s bride was a shy, young and beautiful virgin.





After driving for a while, he decided he had to pee, but they were way out in the middle of nowhere, so he stopped the car, got out and peed along the side a creek that ran by the side of the road.





When they arrived at their cottage, he told her to go on in, and get ready for bed, and he would bring in the luggage. About 15 minutes later, he had carried in all the luggage, locked the door, and went into the bedroom.





He found his beautiful, virgin bride laying naked on the bed with a note between her breasts. The note read:





The shoe horn is on the dresser


The vaseline is on the shelf


I saw your d*ck


When you p*ssed in the crick


So I chloroformed myself

Preparation?
LOL. that is funny , very funny.....But how could she fit a note that big between her breasts...
Reply:hehe!!! like it
Reply:you get WORSE DON%26#039;T change haha


its star time
Reply:that%26#039;s sick
Reply:hehehe lol das funny
Reply:don%26#039;t get it



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