Wednesday, April 15, 2009

Dont you hate?

Dont you hate it when...





You%26#039;ve been standing in a grocery store line-up for at least 10 minutes, you%26#039;re next in line and a cashier opens up a line. Inevitably, all the people in the line behind you run over to the new line and get served before you do.





The boss calls you on his speakerphone.





You buy a new pair of shoes that fit perfectly in the shoe store but start to rub and cause blisters on your feet the moment you actually start wearing them.





Someone 90 years old is doing 30 mph on the expressway in the passing lane.


You ride there tail and they can%26#039;t see you. You blast your horn and they can%26#039;t hear you.





What%26#039;s worse than a cold toilet seat? A warm toilet seat. There%26#039;s only one way short of magic it could have gotten warm. At first, you%26#039;re almost thankful it%26#039;s warm, then you get to thinking... this is the result of another person%26#039;s ***-warmth.

Dont you hate?
What I hate?





What I hate is when you have this inventive idea.


You tell someone and ask them their opinion of it, trying to get a feeling of whether they think it is helpful, original, and worthwhile.





Then you find just a short while later,





that they told someone, and took credit for it.
Reply:so true
Reply:absolutely I hate them all.
Reply:hell Yeh
Reply:yes I hate it when that stuff happens
Reply:I do hate that stuff.





I also hate people who take children up to the buffet.


...and stale licorice.


...and rude people.


...and people who get to the front of any line and then can%26#039;t decide.


...and people who ask how you are - at the urinal.


...and cell phone user who yell.


...and too much cologne/perfume.


...and people who chew with their mouths open.


...and my biggest pet peeve is when someone blows their nose at the dinner table.
Reply:life is unfair what can we do. i hate it more than you, don%26#039;t u hate when u in public and then someones phone rings for a long time, and when he answers he starts yelling like there is no tommorrow.
Reply:Yeah Now that Pisses Me Off.
Reply:Been there, seen it %26amp; done it!


Brought the T-shirt %26amp; it%26#039;s now wearing thin!
Reply:yer cos dat is disgustin im sorry bt it is
Reply:dude all u did was copy that off of ebaumsworld.com and paste it into yahoo answers
Reply:Oh man! Of course I hate it.





Thank you very much for this clean submission.














--- LeeeN
Reply:Too Funny! Yep...I agree
Reply:yes !!!! bahahah, *** warmth is pretty sick, I won%26#039;t sit in a chair that%26#039;s been occupied for a while, it sicks me out
Reply:what i hate is when someone pulls out in front of me real fast only to go slow as hell in front of me what the heck you pull out in front of me only to DRIVE SLOW!
Reply:yes for all of the above..lol for the toilet seat! it%26#039;s like drinking luke warm water, sitting on a luke warm toilet seat!lol


and i yelled at some lady for thinking she was better than me and just stepping infront of me one time..i said...EXXCUSE ME you ugly ******...who do you think you are?! get out of my way NOW! it%26#039;s too early in the morning for THIS! She look startled like, where did you come from, i didn%26#039;t see you...when she blatantly scooched her way sideways around me...and she moved..and then as i was leaving i looked her straight in the eye and said you ******** ******! learn some manners!





wait....why is mckaill..or whatever...going up to a urinal..she looks like a she or is she a shim with moobs(man boobs) or maybe she should be asked how she%26#039;s doing at a urinal...better yet, WHAT she%26#039;s doing at a urinal. lol
Reply:LOL LOL LOL :-)





Nice one ---- thanks, you made me laff so much ----- hope you have a good day, take care :-)





PS I hate it when you politely greet someone (mutually) with a kiss on the cheek and you both go for the wrong cheek ;-)
Reply:yES I DO
Reply:yeah i hate u.
Reply:yeah,right.
Reply:I understand completely brother !!!
Reply:you and me on the same wave length
Reply:Whats worse is when you go in to a toilet and it stinks, then when you lift the lid someone has left you a present. You have already locked the door so if you walk out everyone will think it is you. It only gets better if the damn thing goes down when you flush, otherwise everyone will think it was you for definate!!
Reply:good copy but still i agree with u
Reply:yes i do but why u asking all this
Reply:I totally agree you have some wisdom 10pts. please!!!



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