Wednesday, April 15, 2009

I went out on a blind date with my coworkers pet bull. Should I go out with him again??

My coworker knew that I had been down recently after breaking up with my long time boyfriend. She told me that she had the perfect %26quot;guy%26quot; for me. I had no idea it was her pet bull Throng.





When Throng first arrived at my home I was a little skeptical about actually going out with him. I mean how would it look to others me and this bull walking down the street together holding hands. But I just ignored my nervousness and went out with him.


I had a wonderful evening. He was the perfect gentleman. He opened all doors for me and even pulled out my chair with his horns. And at the end of the night let me just say that I was more than impressed with his %26quot;package%26quot;. Althought I had the most splendid evening with Throng, i%26#039;m not sure if I should go out with him again. I couldn%26#039;t help but noticed people staring and whispering behind our backs. Should I go out with him again?? What would you do if you were in my shoes??

I went out on a blind date with my coworkers pet bull. Should I go out with him again??
Maybe you should consider his feelings, im sure he doesn%26#039;t like the idea of dating a skinny little thing. He probably is the laughing stock back at home. Im sure he was just being nice to you because of his owner..


also what happens if it becomes seriouse?


marraige?


would you then become the pet of your co-worker?


And what about children, they%26#039;ll never fit in, laughed at maybe even look like ogre creatures...


I say you should deprate pleasantly.


Thing may be fun at first but then little red flags will begin to pop up. and thats never good.
Reply:sure y not
Reply:You wo were made for each other.
Reply:i think u should try a buffalo
Reply:well if Throng had the beef I don%26#039;t see why you should not have some steak



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Some Oldies Trivia?

1 How you doin out there...


2 Send your camel to bed...


3 Jump up and down in my blue suede shoes....


4 If you got a problem, don%26#039;t care what it is...


5 Gonna find my baby...


6 Blow horns, you sure sound pretty..


7 Went to a party the other night...


8 Baby, my heart is full of love and desire for you...

Some Oldies Trivia?
2. Midnight at the Oasis - Maria Muldaur


3. Rock On - David Essex (covered by Michael Damian)


4. I Can Help - Billy Swan


6. Turn the Beat Around - Vicky Sue Robinson (covered by Gloria Estefan)


7. Disco Duck - Rick Dees


8. Don%26#039;t Leave Me This Way - Thelma Houston
Reply:What is this, some kind of joke?
Reply:2.Midnight at the oasis_Maria Mudaur


3.Rock On-David Essex


4.I can help-Billy Swan


5.Afternoon Delight-Starland vocal Band
Reply:abso-posilutely-tively.....



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Rhyme scheme of a poem?

What is the rhyme scheme of Seamus Heaney%26#039;s %26quot;The Forge%26quot;?


also what is the rhythm?


thank you!!! (poem below)








All I know is a door into the dark.


Outside, old axles and iron hoops rusting;


Inside, the hammered anvil%26#039;s short-pitched ring,


The unpredictable fantail of sparks


Or hiss when a new shoe toughens in water.


The anvil must be somewhere in the centre,


Horned as a unicorn, at one end square,


Set there immoveable: an altar


Where he expends himself in shape and music.


Sometimes, leather-aproned, hairs in his nose,


He leans out on the jamb, recalls a clatter


Of hoofs where traffic is flashing in rows;


Then grunts and goes in, with a slam and a flick


To beat real iron out, to work the bellows.

Rhyme scheme of a poem?
I love Seamus Heaney! But I%26#039;m unfamiliar with this one, so thanks for sharing it!





Since the rhyme is so loose, it%26#039;s hard to identify. I%26#039;d go with a-b-b-a-c-c-c-c-d-e-c-e-d-e. I don%26#039;t think I%26#039;m right with the c%26#039;s, but I can%26#039;t figure out which are supposed to rhyme with each other and which are supposed to be separate.





I think it%26#039;s safe to say it%26#039;s a sonnet because it%26#039;s got 14 lines and is basically in iambic pentameter, although a few lines have eleven beats.





I hope this helps!
Reply:this is the most awesome poem ever!!


publish it



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Devil costume ideas??

i need some ideas for 2m!! i already have the horns and the tail but what should i wear when it comes to clothes, shoes, and make up??

Devil costume ideas??
last year my friend went as the devil and this was really cute...


wear a red dress... short or mid-length, red tights, and some black high heels
Reply:in clothes you wear pure white saree with loose hair ,lipstick on your eyes and just take a small walk at midnight


then see what happens..............



motorcycles

Doesnt this drive u crazy?

Dont You Hate It When











You%26#039;ve been standing in a grocery store line-up for at least 10 minutes, you%26#039;re next in line and a cashier opens up a line. Inevitably, all the people in the line behind you run over to the new line and get served before you do.





The boss calls you on his speakerphone.





You buy a new pair of shoes that fit perfectly in the shoe store but start to rub and cause blisters on your feet the moment you actually start wearing them.





Someone 90 years old is doing 30 mph on the expressway in the passing lane.


You ride there tail and they can%26#039;t see you. You blast your horn and they can%26#039;t hear you.





What%26#039;s worse than a cold toilet seat? A warm toilet seat. There%26#039;s only one way short of magic it could have gotten warm. At first, you%26#039;re almost thankful it%26#039;s warm, then you get to thinking... this is the result of another person%26#039;s ***-warmth.

Doesnt this drive u crazy?
I also hate warm toilet seats, slow people on the highway, the shoe thing and the grocery store thing. Boss calling me on speaker I don%26#039;t care because when I am talking to my boss I am always on my %26quot;best behavior%26quot; anyway so I do not care who may be listening to me.
Reply:how bout this one: dumb *** jokes on yahoo lol
Reply:Maybe. I guess so
Reply:funny
Reply:I thought that I was the only person who thought about the warm/cold toilet being a debate lol. I HATE sitting on the toilet after people. Its gross. lol Funny sh*t....ROCK ON!
Reply:lol we dont have to worry about the toilet seat!!! i dont anyway im always the first one awake in the house and we have a space warmer in our bathroom...!!Warm seat and not from someones bunns!!!YAY!lol



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Screen name/ email suggestions?

my name is emily, i LOVE music [it is my life] the beatles are my favorite =D my favorite numbers are 11, 94, and 66. i%26#039;m in band and play the french horn. i am a very outgoing, take-control kind of person. i love shopping for shoes [i have like 40 pairs] my favorite brand of shoe is keds. my favorite colors are purple and turquoiuse. can you come up with anything from this info?

Screen name/ email suggestions?
gonzo


LOL!
Reply:emilyx3music


x3muzik


shopdropnroll


letsget_someshoes


lovin x music


gone x shopping


lets x shop


purple66shoe
Reply:How about Purplemily?



myspace quizzes

Howrse.com game question??? riding level 5.?

1. What is a head piece?


a.A device enabling foals to be separated from their mothers, or b. A treat for horses or c. A part of the harness which goes over the horse%26#039;s neck or d. The name of a bottle for foals





2. Which ones of the following terms designate a foot disease?


The fire heads, Contracted hoof, Bruised sole,


Hive , and/or Sand crack





3.What is the hinny?


a.A horse that loses its hair, b.A fatal disease for the horse , c. the offspring of a male horse and a female donkey





4.Which ones of the following terms designate an orthopedic shoe or an element of an orthopedic shoe?


a.The egg bar shoe or b.the breastplate or


c.The slipper iron or d.The cross iron or


e.The heel piece


5. - What small difference is there between the black horn and the white horn of horses?


a.One is softer than the other or b.One is harder than the other or c.One is more flexible than the other


6 - What is a white mark on a limb called?


a.A birth mark or b.A sock or c.A mark

Howrse.com game question??? riding level 5.?
This internet site has all the answers to these questions and the next levels too.


http://sos-blem-equi.editboard.com/Galop...


Good luck!




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